My vague threats don’t seem to be working to get my friends to submit their pieces to this blog. To be fair, I’m the only one with a desk job that has a set lunch break.

It’s a shame because I know they would be really good at this blogging thing if they gave it a go. How to I make it happen? I have to learn how to manipulate full grown women if I am to become a proper mum.

I need an idea. I will give myself 20 minutes to think of one and then I have to get back to spreadsheets.